macintush:

you’re not ready to watch this video

(via nuthugger)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via blessyeezus)

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(via super-dunce)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via becauseitsc0mplicated)

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl, via stumpitidy)

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via catching-starz)

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

(via hannibal914)

(via a-unique-person)

pablostanley:

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

(via winkydean)

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via pizza)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via catching-starz)

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via croutoncat)