lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl, via darlingyoulbeokay)

Nobody came to my last two choir concerts and that actually really upsets me.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

we shouldnt be worried about who has nice butts or boobs its all about the eyebrow game

(via justlivinginmyhead)

(Source: eu-pho-riaa, via overfierce)

"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"

most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)

(Source: w-r-i-st-s, via hopebreedspain)

earloffabulousness:

me trying to make friends

(via tortellinigirl)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via orgasm)

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via phobias)

snapchatting:

the best part about being extroverted is having your skeleton be on the outside of your body instead of the inside

(via tortellinigirl)

(Source: bikinibottom-hearts, via hi)

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber, via losto-vae)

(Source: kingoftheanus, via tortellinigirl)